I apologize in advance...

It seems that Tallahassee is suffering today with grief over the loss of yet another squirrel. The squirrel, a life long political activist for the preservation of his natural habitat, took his own life today in hopes to , according to his suicide note, "To begin the process of change that is necessary for squirrels, birds and others in the wildlife community to grasp and bring forth new policies that protect their homes." The squirrel died tragically, but by choice. His voice will not go unnoticed, though, as at least three citizens of this fair city actually noticed that he had in fact died. Whether or not said citizens will do anything with their first hand knowledge, other than blogging about it, is yet to be seen. We ask now that children please leave the room due to the graphic nature of the images to be shown: